This is hands down the best meme to ever exist.
this is some belligerent beef
pinkfloss said: hello my darling. I miss you quite a bit <3
I miss you too my love. Every time I tell a story about you I become instantly sad and wonder what you’re doing in Ireland :(
111 beautiful people (in alphabetical order)
eleven → antonia thomas
Nicholas Cage as the Star of Everything
|Lust:||Something that I find attractive.|
|-Men with tattoos and piercings who come off like a dick but are actually sweat hearts.|
|Pride:||Something that I like about myself.|
|-My sense of humor and my eyes.|
|Sloth:||Something that I dislike about myself.|
|-My weight and forgetfulness.|
|Envy:||Something I wish I was better at.|
|Gluttony:||One of my favorite foods.|
|Wrath:||Something that gets me angry.|
|-People who only think about themselves and who have completely fake personalities. Just be yourself, yo.|
|Greed:||Something I can’t get enough of.|
|-Money, for obvious reasons. And kitten cuddles.|
And by working it she meant I have mad flirting skills.
Hello sir at Target. I had a full conversation with him about his tattoos, and then he “showed” me his tattoos, which he was actually pointing out his muscles.
What can I say, flirting is a gift. Too bad I’m too much of a pussy to pursue anything.
She then pointed out that he was checking me out, and I boosted his ego.