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Hi, I'm Catherine.
I have a very eclectic form of music,
I believe poetry is the natural expression of the soul,
and that P. Diddy is the devil.
I am a lovable, trustable,
sometimes lustable,
ditzy blonde girl. • Ask me anything
• Submit caught me red handed.
I have a very eclectic form of music,
I believe poetry is the natural expression of the soul,
and that P. Diddy is the devil.
I am a lovable, trustable,
sometimes lustable,
ditzy blonde girl. • Ask me anything
• Submit caught me red handed.
This is hands down the best meme to ever exist.
Holy shit.
this is some belligerent beef
I can’t
(Source: pleatedjeans, via cuntmunchingbullfrogs)
pinkfloss asked: hello my darling. I miss you quite a bit <3
I miss you too my love. Every time I tell a story about you I become instantly sad and wonder what you’re doing in Ireland :(
7 deadly sins. Just going to do this myself, seems like fun.
| Lust: | Something that I find attractive. |
| -Men with tattoos and piercings who come off like a dick but are actually sweat hearts. | |
| Pride: | Something that I like about myself. |
| -My sense of humor and my eyes. | |
| Sloth: | Something that I dislike about myself. |
| -My weight and forgetfulness. | |
| Envy: | Something I wish I was better at. |
| -School, prioritizing. | |
| Gluttony: | One of my favorite foods. |
| -Chicken parmesan. | |
| Wrath: | Something that gets me angry. |
| -People who only think about themselves and who have completely fake personalities. Just be yourself, yo. | |
| Greed: | Something I can’t get enough of. |
| -Money, for obvious reasons. And kitten cuddles. |
My mom told me I was working it tonight.
And by working it she meant I have mad flirting skills.
Hello sir at Target. I had a full conversation with him about his tattoos, and then he “showed” me his tattoos, which he was actually pointing out his muscles.
What can I say, flirting is a gift. Too bad I’m too much of a pussy to pursue anything.
One day.
She then pointed out that he was checking me out, and I boosted his ego.
Party on.
